my bed. The white sheets and comforter are a tangled mess, but I know Monica isnât going to wait for me to straighten up. I glance at the round clock on my nightstand and canât believe itâs already close to noon. âLet me pack up a few more things and then weâll head over, okay?â Itâs still a forty-minute drive to the hotel.
âSure. Can I borrow your black Jimmy Choos for tonight?â Monica asks, then disappears again.
âOf course. The new ones or the old ones?â
Monica walks out and holds the shoes up against her dress. âNew. The pair I got at Versace in LA donât look good with my dress after all.â
I open my travel bag and start packing.
âSo how was last night?â Monica asks as she flops down onto the white loveseat across from my bed. Then she straightens up suddenly and touches the curlers along the back of her head.
âIt was fine, I guess.â
âDid you see anyone special?â
I smile. âThat was the best part. The art was kind of modern, made from things like toothpicks, soda can tops, plastic bottle lids. It wasnât for me, but I did see Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford.â
âReally! I had such a crush on Harrison Ford when I was a kid. Heâs getting kind of old now.â
âHe was old when you were a kid too.â
Monica gives me one of her condescending glares that I find humorous but most people find intimidating. âKids donât realize the age difference. How did Ryan Gosling look in person?â
âVery good. He smiled at me.â
âOf course he did.â
âIt might just have been because someone next to me was taking his picture.â
âI doubt it. But what I really want to know is how was it with Ted?â
I toss her an annoyed expression as I head toward the closet. I grab my silver Gucci heels, an extra pair of silver heels for emergencyâs sake, and my ballerina slippers to use after Iâve danced an hour or so.
My parentsâor rather, my motherâinsisted I attend the Portland Art Museum charity event. Iâd thought my father would help me escape, but he was distracted. Ted and his family were at our table during the artistâs presentation.
When I walk out, I continue, âTed was Ted. He acts like heâs already on the campaign trail, going around talking to everyone, shaking hands, talking to my family like theyâre his best friends.â Ted plans to follow his father into politics. Some say he could be a future president. Thatâs laughable.
âOh, youâll marry Ted one day.â
Her nonchalant words hit me like some kind of prophesy of the apocalypse. I sit on my bed in horror. âWhy would you ever say something like that?â
âBecause for one, heâs not as bad as you thinkâand it isnât like he actually cheated on you. You two werenât official. And youâre a Christian so you have to forgive him. Secondly, heâs in love with you, and not so long ago, he was all you could think about. And youâre a sucker for anyone who falls in love with you. Remember Joey Kamps in fifth grade?â
I fall back onto my pillowy comforter. âI was ten years old! Will you get over that already?â
âHe was a school shooter in the making,â she says. âWhatever happened to him?â Monica puts a finger to her lips. âOh yeah, heâs at a school for wealthy juvenile delinquents. And you went to the seventh grade dance with Clarence Wingdingerâor whatever his name was. Family owned that chain of funeral homes. Need I mention all the e-mails to that Bulgarian guy we met on the beach in Marseille?â
âHe was Latvian, not Bulgarian. I didnât want to hurt his feelings or make him think Americans are rude.â
Monica rolls her eyes. âThird, Ted will be successful. The two of you would make a great team.â
âSounds romantic,â I