Sax said. âCome on.â
The dog shook his massive bulk and walked over to sit nobly by Sax, as if heâd never known a momentâs fear in his life. He and the parrot eyed one another, companionable rivals for the attention of their adored owner. Owain wondered if Sax ever felt strain at satisfying their demands, and the demands of all the other loving charity cases around him.
Sax stroked the dogâs head. âMost people will be at their country estates for Christmas. Why the devil was Iborn at this time of year? I canât see how the dragon could have planned it, but itâs typical. Anyway, there must be better than Miss Cathcart. She giggles. All the time. Start listing names, Owain. Would-be-countesses in the Home Counties. If I have to, Iâll ride out into the country to settle it.â
âI know you feel strongly about your given word, butââ
âI will not break it.â
Owain shook his head. He suspected that this time the Dowager Duchess of Daingerfield had won a round. Sax wouldnât find a bride in a day, or not one he wanted. Heâd have to either marry poorly or admit to the duchess that he could not keep his word.
Heâd never do that.
So, he was about to make a disastrous marriage.
Owain began to take the situation seriously. âLady Mary Derby,â he said, writing the name down. âLady Caroline Northern. Lady Frances Holmes, Lady Georgina Pitt-Stanley. . . .â
A few pages later, his scrabbling memory could only come up with, âMiss Witherton?â
âPlague take it, Owain, sheâs forty if sheâs a day.â
âAge doesnât matter if you just want to keep your word and thwart your grandmother. You like her company.â
âIf Iâm going to do this, Iâll have one who can at least produce a brat or two.â Nims took off the cloth, and Sax rose. âI know my duty. Go over them again.â
âOh, for pityâs sake!â But Owain flipped back the pages and read through his list. At the end, he closed the book. âWell?â
Sax was leaning against a wall, arms folded, parrot and dog in attendance like some strange heraldic collection. âThe dragon should have called my dear uncle Grendel.â
When Owain looked blank, Sax said, âBecause then sheâd be Grendelâs mother. The monster from Beowulf. â He shook his head. âYou need to broaden your mind. And I need to marry.â
He flinched at the same time as Knox shrieked, âMarry not! Wedlock is a padlock!â
Still he added, âTomorrow.â
The servants were all still hovering, pretending they had things to do.
âLetâs test Knoxâs tolerance.â Sax seized Babs around the waist, swung her beneath the mistletoe, and kissed her heartily.
The bird flew to a safer perch on the bed, but didnât scream one of his warnings. Instead, he said hopefully, âWanna nut.â
âGood idea, Knox.â Babs reached beneath Saxâs banjan.
With a laugh, he slapped her hand away. âNow, now. Letâs not push the poor bird too far. Anyway, youâre reformed.â
Babs winked. âThat just means I donât charge for it anymore, milord.â
âThe deuce! No wonder my menservants seem half asleep most of the time.â
âGo on with you. It also means I can be right particular.â She casually pushed Sax down onto the bed and strolled away, broad hips swaying, to stand close to Nims.
The place really was a madhouse, but Sax never seemed to care. In fact, he had created it with his careless kindness and indulgence, and his total indifference to privacy. He said servants always knew your business anyway, and that they could be useful because they knew everyone elseâs business, too.
Owain didnât think even the most well-informed servants could be of much help in this.
He tucked away his notebook and, with little hope, decided