âCash on Cash!ââ
Bess told Jack, âIf you did a cover of Merle Haggard, you could make him look haggardâyou know, all old and wore out.â
The others laughed even louder when Arlene said, âHow âbout Martina McBride in a weddinâ gown?â
Corinn, the younger one, must have sensed that Jack didnât recognize those names. In a quieter voice she told him, âYouâre not from around here, are you, Jack? This is the home of Dollywood and Nashville, the country music capital of the whole wide world. Every one of us Tennesseans grew up listening to country singers and country music, âcause itâs all about us and who we are.â
Before Jack had a chance to answer, the phone rang, and Bess picked it up since Arlene couldnât reach it. âItâs Blue,â she announced. âHe says to come right down to the parking lot.â
After Jack said good-bye to the women, Merle told him, âIâll walk you down the hall so I can tell Blue I already got a ride to Gatlinburg.â As they ambled slowly, Merle exclaimed, âYouâre a real artist, Jack, to do stuff like that. How did you learn it? I wish I could do that, but I donât have a computer at home.â
No computer? Jack didnât know what heâd do without his own computerâit connected him to the world. He took a closer look at Merle, noticing that he wore a sweatshirt and stained pants that might have come out of a thrift shop. His shoes were pretty worn, with the rubber on the side of the soles discolored and cracked.
Merleâs mother had mentioned that his father was dead. âYour mother works at Dollywood?â Jack asked. âWhat does she do there?â
âSheâs a groundskeeper. She goes around trimminâ bushes and sprayinâ bugs and stuff. She wonât be able to work for a while, though. That punctured lung will take a long time to get better. Thatâs why Iâm lucky I got this job.â
Lucky? It sounded like the only luck they had was bad luck. Just as Jack was about to ask Merle what kind of job he had, he noticed Yonah coming toward them down the hall, walking fast.
âUh-oh,â Merle said, just before Yonah caught up to them. âHere comes Yonah the fire-spitter.â
âYou mean Firekiller,â Jack corrected him.
âWait âtil you know him better,â Merle said.
âWhatâs taking you so long?â Yonah demanded. âMy dadâs been waiting in the parking lot.â
âTell your dad he doesnât have to wait for me. I got another ride to Gatlinburg. So back off, man,â Merle told Yonah. To Jack, he said, âIt was good meeting you.
Real good. Your work is cooler than frost. Iâd like to see more of it.â
With that, he was gone, and Jack had to follow Yonah. âWaste of timeâ¦coming after Merle,â Yonah was muttering, hotly.
Jack remembered that Yonahâs mother and Arlene Chapman were supposed to be good friends. Yet Yonah hadnât even stopped in the room to ask Arlene how she was feeling. What a jerk! Why did Ashley think Yonah was so great? Jack was glad they didnât have to ride home with him.
On the way back to their hotel in Gatlinburg, Jack talked excitedly to his parents about Arlene and Merle and Merleâs great singing until Ashley cried, âAll right! We get it! He can sing. But Yonah doesnât like him.â
âHowâd you know that?â Jack asked her.
âI saw Yonahâs face when he told his dad that Merle wouldnât be coming home with them. His dad told him to cool it, that it didnât matter.â
âYeah, well if I had to hold an election between Merle and Yonah, I know whoâd win.â
âEnough!â Olivia called back. âPlease be quiet for a while. I have a lot of thinking to do.â After a few minutes she said, âWe need to watch the evening news to find