way?â I asked.
âIâd have to figure it.â
âRound numbers?â
âSomething less than three thousand.â
The phone rang. Ron Craig. I took the call in my office.
âWhatâs the haps, pard?â I asked.
âI want to borrow your rowboat,â he said.
âAnytime, you know youâre always welcome.â
âI want to use it somewhere else.â
âI donât have a trailer, but if you can figure out how to haul it, youâre welcome to use it.â
âFit in the back of a pickup?â
âSticks out a little, but thatâs how I brought it home.â
âGreat! Sunday all right?â
âSure. Iâm mowing the lawn if it doesnât rain, but you may have to wrestle the boys for it.â
âIâll pick it up before they get out of bed.â
âHow busy are you?â
âGettinâ by, man,â he said.
âHow much do you charge to get shot at?â
âDo they hit me or miss me?â
âIâll bring the vests.â
âWhen?â
âTonight, for sure, and tomorrow, maybe.â
âWhatâs the job?â
âAll-night surveillance, in town. And in a sane neighborhood to boot.â
âHow do I get shot at in a sane neighborhood?â
âItâs a domestic.â
âThings that slow?â he said and then laughed.
âThis one pays good,â I said.
âHow good?â
âFive hundred for openers, and you bill me another five hundred when the jobâs done.â
âChrist sakes!â he said. âWhoâs the hubby?â
âThe hubby is one of Grand Rapidsâ finest, and is guaranteed to have a shitty attitude. Heâs supposed to get served with a restraining order when he gets off shift.â
âWhoâs your client?â
âLike Iâd tell you. You in or out?â
âIn, I need the money. Whereâs the meet?â
âSomeplace downtown. How about the fish ladder, say four oâclockish?â
âRoger-dee, I can do that job.â
âSleaze yaâ later,â I said and hung up. I looked at my watchâalready after one-thirty. I took the pistol out of my pocket, unwrapped it, and snugged it back into the holster. âMarg,â I called out, âI need to make a deposit.â
âI have a client,â she said.
I went to the closet and picked out three vests, two in the extra-large size for Ron and me, and one of the ladiesâ persuasionâWendyâs from when she was still a full-time street detectiveâfor Van Pelhamâs niece.
The vests are white cotton clamshell devices that hang from the shoulders on wide straps and fasten at the sides with Velcro closures. The Kevlar ballistic pads can be removed from the front and back so that the garments can be laundered. These had been, so I made sure the sides of the ballistic pads labeled âoutâ faced away from the body. A large pocket sewn to the front of the vest covers the area of the heart, lungs, and spine. I slid a steel ballistic plate into the pocket of each vest and stowed them in a heavy-duty duffel bag I keep in the closet.
I picked two radios out of their chargers and tested them. Both hit the repeater nicely, providing the gratifying second click when I let off the push-to-talk button. I loaded them into the bag, along with a couple of extra batteries, a spare radio, and a cigarette lighter power-and-charger plug.
âYou going to Beirut?â asked Marg, standing in the doorway.
I zipped up the bag and dropped it on top of the clutter on my desk. âNah,â I said. âIâll be on the street in town for a couple of days, maybe. Iâll call when I can.â
âYou said you needed a deposit ticket.â
âRight,â I said and sat at my desk. âFive thousand dollars.â I pulled out the top right-hand desk drawer.
âYou silver-tongued devil,â she said