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Author: Neel Shah
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Subject: Re: [Fwd: Oh, Hello.]
From: Emily Roberts
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 2:40 PM
To: Madeline Whittaker
well, itâs good that you recognize this habit. I read his e-mail and think: heâs like a puppy you locked in the bathroom for peeing on the floor and he clearly has NO IDEA what he did or didnât do. And now heâs whimpering to be let out.
In the words of the Baha Men*: Let the dogs out. Be the one to let the dogs out.
xo Em
*(Yes, i had to Wikipedia this.)
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Subject: Re: Oh, Hello.
From: Madeline Whittaker
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 4:09 PM
To: Elliot Rowe
Sorry, who is this? So many Elliots, itâs hard to keep track.
Too soon? I did, in fact, get your text. Sorry about the belated reply.
Honestly, I had a great time the other night and I really enjoyed meeting your friends (Jess especially), but I was a little bit taken aback when I ran out of work early, showed up at the restaurant looking for one human and found a small tribe of them. Itâs honestly not a huge deal but at some point your friend Jess was like âAre you coming with us to the show?â and in my brain I was all, âWell all of you guys came on my date so I guess soâ. . . . Anyway, sorry to kiss and run Cinderella-style, but I had a 9 AM marketing meeting I couldnât miss. Hope itâs not weird that Iâm typing all this and so early on. Itâs not indicative of me being âno longer into this.â What you see in the previousâwait, let me countâfive lines is exactly how much it irked me.
I would love to hang out soon with a little less Group Date (âThe Bachelorâ) and a little more One on One (âThe Bachelorâ).
âmw
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Subject: Re: Oh, Hello.
From: Madeline Whittaker
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 4:09 PM
To: Elliot Rowe
Sorry, who is this? So many Elliots, itâs hard to keep track.
Too soon? I did, in fact, get your text. Sorry about the belated . . .
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Subject: [Fwd: Re: Oh, Hello.]
From: Elliot Rowe
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 5:22 PM
To: David Meyer
Well, look whoâs back. And evidently mad at me.
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Subject: Re: [Fwd: Re: Oh, Hello.]
From: David Meyer
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 5:48 PM
To: Elliot Rowe
Sheâs not mad. Sheâs irked! (Kind of justifiably, too.)
I mean, you have been saying that youâre looking for someone who is gonna call you on your shit . . . though thereâs a huge difference between what you âsayâ youâre looking for and what you âareâ looking for.
Basically I could see you guys either getting married or hating each other in 6 months. Kind of a toss-up!
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Subject: Re: Oh, Hello.
From: Madeline Whittaker
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 4:09 PM
To: Elliot Rowe
Sorry, who is this? So many Elliots, itâs hard to keep track.
Too soon? I did, in fact, get your text. Sorry about the belated . . .
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Subject: me = asshole?
From: Madeline Whittaker
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 9:42 PM
To: Emily Roberts
Oh crap. I havenât heard back from him yet. Was this bad? Did I just back him into an âusâ talk?
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Subject: Re: me = asshole?
From: Emily Roberts
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 10:15 PM
To: Madeline Whittaker
Listen, if this is what scares him away, he was meant to be scared. I think
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Subject: Re: [Fwd: Oh, Hello.]
From: Emily Roberts
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 2:40 PM
To: Madeline Whittaker
well, itâs good that you recognize this habit. I read his e-mail and think: heâs like a puppy you locked in the bathroom for peeing on the floor and he clearly has NO IDEA what he did or didnât do. And now heâs whimpering to be let out.
In the words of the Baha Men*: Let the dogs out. Be the one to let the dogs out.
xo Em
*(Yes, i had to Wikipedia this.)
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Subject: Re: Oh, Hello.
From: Madeline Whittaker
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 4:09 PM
To: Elliot Rowe
Sorry, who is this? So many Elliots, itâs hard to keep track.
Too soon? I did, in fact, get your text. Sorry about the belated reply.
Honestly, I had a great time the other night and I really enjoyed meeting your friends (Jess especially), but I was a little bit taken aback when I ran out of work early, showed up at the restaurant looking for one human and found a small tribe of them. Itâs honestly not a huge deal but at some point your friend Jess was like âAre you coming with us to the show?â and in my brain I was all, âWell all of you guys came on my date so I guess soâ. . . . Anyway, sorry to kiss and run Cinderella-style, but I had a 9 AM marketing meeting I couldnât miss. Hope itâs not weird that Iâm typing all this and so early on. Itâs not indicative of me being âno longer into this.â What you see in the previousâwait, let me countâfive lines is exactly how much it irked me.
I would love to hang out soon with a little less Group Date (âThe Bachelorâ) and a little more One on One (âThe Bachelorâ).
âmw
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--------Forwarded Message-------
Subject: Re: Oh, Hello.
From: Madeline Whittaker
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 4:09 PM
To: Elliot Rowe
Sorry, who is this? So many Elliots, itâs hard to keep track.
Too soon? I did, in fact, get your text. Sorry about the belated . . .
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Subject: [Fwd: Re: Oh, Hello.]
From: Elliot Rowe
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 5:22 PM
To: David Meyer
Well, look whoâs back. And evidently mad at me.
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Subject: Re: [Fwd: Re: Oh, Hello.]
From: David Meyer
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 5:48 PM
To: Elliot Rowe
Sheâs not mad. Sheâs irked! (Kind of justifiably, too.)
I mean, you have been saying that youâre looking for someone who is gonna call you on your shit . . . though thereâs a huge difference between what you âsayâ youâre looking for and what you âareâ looking for.
Basically I could see you guys either getting married or hating each other in 6 months. Kind of a toss-up!
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--------Forwarded Message-------
Subject: Re: Oh, Hello.
From: Madeline Whittaker
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 4:09 PM
To: Elliot Rowe
Sorry, who is this? So many Elliots, itâs hard to keep track.
Too soon? I did, in fact, get your text. Sorry about the belated . . .
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Subject: me = asshole?
From: Madeline Whittaker
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 9:42 PM
To: Emily Roberts
Oh crap. I havenât heard back from him yet. Was this bad? Did I just back him into an âusâ talk?
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Subject: Re: me = asshole?
From: Emily Roberts
Date: Tue, Mar 25 at 10:15 PM
To: Madeline Whittaker
Listen, if this is what scares him away, he was meant to be scared. I think
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