where a breeze was drifting coolly. His eyes widened as his fingers crept to his hairline. He explored his scalp gingerly with his fingertips. Then he began flat-handedly slapping his dome in the search for something lush, soft and shiny â his precious toupée.
Laughter erupted from the mob. The mayor strode to where Principal Piggott stood watching, her hanky over her mouth, her shoulders shaking. He snatched the daisy-covered hat from her head, plonked it on hisown and dashed as fast as a stout fellow can to the dark privacy of his big black car. He revved the engine, did a three-point turn and
vroomed
away, bumping across the field, sending up sprays of dirt.
Arp-arp-aaah!
The ravens flapped their glossy black wings and disappeared too, heading for the forest.
CHAPTER FOUR
Will and Pollo leaned back against the tombstone in the Riddle Gully cemetery, Pollo flipping through her notes from their day at the fair. Beneath them lay the bones of Elspeth Mary Turner, âBeloved wife of Henry Thompson Turnerâ, whoâd come into the world in 1812 and departed it in 1899. It was their favourite grave. They figured it must contain someone whoâd had a happy outlook on life if sheâd lasted eighty-seven years back in those days; plus, the lupins nearby were extra lush. Relieved of his dinner suit, Shorn Connery tore at a patch of the purple weeds a little way off.
âYouâll have fun with your column in this weekâs
Coast
,â said Will.
Polloâs eyes lit up. âBest embarrassing photo of Mayor Bullock ever!â she said. âI have my faithful assistantShorn Connery to thank once again!â She dug out her camera and showed Will the photo sheâd taken of the raven and the mayor in a flurry of feathers and fake hair.
Will pointed to the forest across the meadow from the cemetery. âIâd say that toupéeâs lining a nest somewhere in there by now,â he laughed.
âAnd look what else Iâve got,â said Pollo. âI didnât have a chance to show you earlier. I took it on my way to the Pet Parade.â She scrolled back to the photograph of Benson on his hands and knees peering beneath the back wall of the white elephant stall. âYou can tell itâs Benson Bragg,â she said, âWho else around here dresses like that?â
âAnd likes hip-hop music,â added Will, taking the camera and zooming in. âSee this logo on the sleeve? Itâs the one I was telling you about. Twisted Lips. Itâs on the front of his T-shirt too. I was face-to-face with it when he pulled me out of the rollercoaster car.â He studied the photo. âWhat dâyou think he was up to?â
âI have a theory,â said Pollo, lowering her voice, though they were always alone in the cemetery. âAll the stall-owners kept their valuables at the back of their tents, away from everyone passing by out the front. All Benson had to do was poke his head under the backwall, grab what he wanted and be on his way. He was probably crawling along looking for an opportunity when Shorn Connery and I sprang him.â
âHe might have found one,â said Will.
âWhat do you mean?â
âAn opportunity,â said Will. âHB said Mr Crisp who ran the garden stall was missing a wad of money.â
âThatâs it then! It must have been Benson Bragg.â
âTo be fair, itâs happened before. His wifeâs paranoid and hides things without telling him. Three years ago, according to HB, the money turned up in the bottom of a plant pot, and last year they found it months later in a coffee thermos â a bit mouldy but okay. Still ⦠It could be â¦â
âEven Mrs Crisp couldnât be that silly a third time, surely!â said Pollo.
âYou wouldnât think so,â said Will.
Baa-aa-aah!
Shorn Connery had stopped chewing and was looking towards the forest.
âWhatâs he