barely a lemming left who cared about their peopleâs roots.
âYou donât know where youâre heading if you donât know where youâve come from,â said Celadon.
âIf you say so, sir.â
âAnd this invaluable document tells us so much about where weâve come from.â
âUm,â said Sylvester, but Celadon didnât notice.
âYou see,â the old lemming carried on, getting into the spirit of his own oratory, âwe lemmings of Foxglove may well be the last lemmings of all, but weâre a proud species, dear boy, and weâre destined for greatness.â He began to make a sweeping gesture with his arm to the sleepy town of Foxglove beyond the window, then realized he was about to drop the scrolls. Clutching them hurriedly, he instead nodded his head toward the outside world. âThe great spirit Lhaeminguas himself said we are destined for all-encompassing glory, when he wrote in ⦠in ⦠a very long time ago, anyway.â
âIn the year 362,â said Sylvester quietly.
âI was just about to say that. 362. You have a remarkable memory, young Sylvester. Nothing escapes you, eh?â
Sylvester bowed his head modestly. âThank you, sir. I know how lucky I was to be born with a memory as retentive as mine. Not everyoneâs so fortunate.â
âItâs a rare and wonderful gift.â
âBut a gift,â Sylvester stressed, under his breath. It wasnât something heâd gone out and earned. All very well to be born clever. If he wanted to attract the approval of Viola, heâd have to do something a bit more exciting with his cleverness than translate a dusty old document she was never going to read anyway.
Aloud he said, âOne thingâs been troubling me, sir.â
âYes?â
âThe Great Exodus doesnât really tell us very much about where weâve come from â it doesnât tell us anything about that at all, in fact. What it does tell us is that in the old days a whole lot of lemmings went away, and they never came back. Where do you think they all went to, sir?â
Celadon whuffed and tut-tutted, and once again looked as if he were desperate to find somewhere he could put the scrolls down.
âYou know, boy,â he said when at last he had his words under control, âthatâs most assuredly not the kind of question itâs proper to ask. You know the old saying, âOurs not to reason why, ours not to search and spy or try to pry, ours not toââ Oh my. Where was I?â
âTelling me not to be curious about our roots, sir.â
âWas I? Oh, yes. What I was trying to tell you, Sylvester, is that you and I are in a way merely the humble servants of those great lemming forefathers of ours who ventured forth into the world to seek their fortunes. They were great travelers and explorers and it is our duty, here in this library of lemming lore and history, to honor their valor and their deeds.â
âBut what were their deeds, sir? So far as we know, they set off for the edge of the Mighty Enormous Cliff. Thatâs what The Great Exodus tells us, listing hundreds and thousands of the names of those who went, and so do other ancient documents we store here. They set off for the edge of the Mighty Enormous Cliff and they never came back. They just disappeared, exactly like those of their forebears who left in the First Attempt and the Second â and, for that matter, later, in the Fourth, and Fifth and Five Hundred and Fifty-Fifth. They all just ⦠go. We donât know what happened to them. From what we can tell, they just go straight over the edge of the cliff, and then â¦â
âDonât disturb yourself so, my boy,â said Celadon soothingly, finally dropping his scrolls on the floor and coming round behind Sylvesterâs desk to put his arm across the younger lemmingâs shoulder. âIâm sure