Dad.
AISHA: On youtube, some girl who didnât know she was pregnant gives birth to twins in a mall in America.
SAM: Iâm gonna be a film star.
KELLY: Like her?
SAM: As if!
KELLY: You donât even do Drama.
SAM: So? We should have done a skank film. With Nat. In that abandoned motel. Uploaded it. Could have been a slasher film, all the ugly girls die first then the hot killer dude comes after me.
KELLY: Why are you last?
SAM: I wonder.
AISHA: Why is it always about being hot for a guy?
SAM: You serious?
AISHA: Yeah.
SAM and KELLY pass a look.
KELLY: Want a Cruiser Aisha?
SAM: Have one itâs okay.
AISHA: No. Iâm alright.
KELLY: Mum got them for us. Go on.
AISHA takes one.
AISHA: And weâre back online hunting Justin Beiberâs penis but it isnât him at all, hair all wrong.
SAM: Whatâs your favourite movie Aisha?
KELLY: Ours is Pretty Woman . Itâs totally retro but /
SAM: Letâs watch it.
KELLY: Letâs get pizza.
AISHA: In the slow bits of the film we talk about / prostitutes.
SAM/KELLY: Prostitutes.
KELLY: You tell the story of your brotherâs mate, Dario. The ugly one. How he was still a virgin and everyone knew âcause he was fat and ugly and how on his eighteenth they took him up to the industrial and told him theyâd all put in. Pay for him to lose it that night, so he could be happy.
SAM: They cruise along, all of them in a car and let him pick whatever one he wants.
And he picks one that looks okay outside the car but once they get her inside she stinks and when she speaks she sounds rough as and she makes a joke that isnât even funny and smiles and sheâs missing a tooth right in the front but itâs too late then âcause Darioâs picked and heâs agreedâthat was the deal. Once heâs chosen no piking. He has to go through with it.
So they drive him to the park. All his mates get out of the car and leave him in the back with / the hooker.
KELLY/AISHA: The hooker.
SAM: His mates sit at a picnic table drinking beer but they can see heâs just sitting in the car next to the hooker not doing nothing but talking.
And so they go back and tell him they didnât pay for him to talk to her, to get a move on and fuck her. They make him start while they watch. They tell her go down on him . They get him to grab her head and push it down on his cock, fuck her face they yell and they film it, his hands pushing down her head, him pushing her legs up, her high heels tapping the back of the window near the bulldogs sticker. Then they open the back door and film him doing it to her.
KELLY: Poor chick.
SAM: You reckon?
KELLY: Yeah.
SAM: She got paid. So what?
KELLY: Butâ¦
Pause.
What would it feel like to make money from sex?
SAM: Itâd be ok.
KELLY/AISHA: No.
SAM: It would. You could be in control of it.
KELLY: How? Like Dario with that chick?
SAM: Not like that. If I did it Iâd be classy.
AISHA: Like Julia Roberts?
SAM: Guys are just gagging for it and you can hold back or you can make them cum in three minutes flat for whatâ¦
KELLY: The money. We could afford to buy whatever shit we wanted, clothes, sunglasses
SAM: Cocktails, concert ticketsâ¦
KELLY: Go into the city on weekends.
SAM: How much would you charge?
KELLY: Twenty bucks?
SAM/AISHA: Twenty bucks?
KELLY: I donât know⦠forty?
SAM: Better than selling donuts.
KELLY: I guess.
SAM: Easier.
KELLY: What would you call yourself?
SAM: Iâd be Princess.
KELLY: Princess who?
SAM: Just Princess⦠what about you?
KELLY: Chilli. Hot Chilli.
SAM: Sick! What about you Aish?
AISHA: I donât know.
SAM: Oh come on.
AISHA: I donât know.
SAM: Jai hoe.
Knock at the door.
ALL: Pizza!
SAM: Hope the pizza dudeâs hot.
KELLY: Heâs not. Heâs all pimpled. Looks worried.
SAM: I play a trick on him.
Sorry but we didnât order pizza.
AISHA: He looks at the docket over and