on my head.
âForward! Touch! Side! Together!â
I wish I were made of mercury. I could slip right out of his arms, slither across the gym androll out the door.
âBackward! Touch! Side! Together!â Grunt, grunt. âMiss Collins.â There is a moldy blast in my face and I realize he is talking to me.
âYes?â I say.
âYou should look at your partner.â
Mr. Bartell, the point here is, I donât want to. Now I suppose if you looked like Matt Damon, itâs possible I could work up the nerve. But you are fifteen galaxies away from looking like him, so Iâd really rather not.
I have to try real hard to look at him.
âOnce more through, class. Count one! You werenât in English class this morning?â
I have to look at him this time, because Iâm not sure if heâs talking to me or if the question is part of this bizarre dance ritual. Realizing it isnât, and with my imagination stifled because of the, u-hum, air in here, I say, âI went home with a headache.â
âI see. Count two. Left and right feet together. And are you feeling better?â
Hold on. I mean, wait just a minute here. Is this proper etiquette? Are you allowed to discuss someoneâs skipping out when youâre dancing with them? Or their personal health?
âYes,â I say, âI feel better.â
âExcellent. Step to your right! Your weight ontoyour right! We will be discussing the final chapters on Wednesday. Be sure to read them. Good job! Everyone bow to their partner and be sure to practice your box step for next class.â
What are the chances?
THREE
May 26th
I am standing with Joanne and Mandeep Gill on the steps after school. There are disgusting blobs of gob all over the cement. By the way, before I say anything further, thatâs something I want to set straight right now. This may come as a surprise to any of you guys who might read this, but hucking gob is definitely not cool. It is definitely not the least bit attractive, and I donât know whatever gave you the notion that it is. Really, like I want to be sliding on your body fluids everywhere I walk? Keep it in mind.
Danielle Higgins is standing on the sidewalk below us, circled, as always, by a ring of guys. One of them says something and she throws her head back and laughs loudly. He also laughs, plunks his hands on his hips, turns his head and hucks one across the sidewalk. Give me a break. Was it really that hysterical, Danielle? She thinks of more ways to get noticed than Dennis Rodman.
Excuse me. Hang on. Thereâs something different about this picture. The guy with his arm around her waist? Iâve never seen him before. Not that I pay much attention to guys anymore, but if I did, that one is definitely worth paying attention to. Heâs got a wicked grin. And a build to die for, and tall â a definite plus for me. Heâs got short hair, a muscular neck, wide back and I like the way he stands with just a bit of a stoop to his shoulders. Slightly apologetic for his, shall I say, remarkable physique? When he laughs â
âYUM- MY,â Joanne rudely interrupts my thoughts. âWhere was he when we had to social dance yesterday? My, my. Danielleâs really outdone herself this time.â Joanne pulls a pack of cigarettes from her backpack and while she continues to drool over Danielleâs latest, removes one from the package, snaps a lighter and takes a deep drag. âStill,â she says, turning away, exhaling, dropping the cigarette to her side, âI suppose if youâre going to deliver thegoods, it gives you that much more of a choice.â
âWhen are you going to quit that?â I say.
Joanne knows exactly what Iâm talking about, but instead of answering me, she deliberately takes another drag. âAs weâve discussed before, this is the only bad habit left over from that period, which you have chosen to name my