got used to hearing them . . . â
âQuite. Whatâs six more shots between friends? Only these were bullets not blanks . . . Of course somebody in the show might have noticed shots that werenât part of the act. I might slip next door and ask a few questions.â
âYou take all the desirable parts of the job,â protested Joplin.
âThere is nothing, â I said pontifically, âmore anaphrodisiacal than backstage in a strip joint. And while Iâm mortifying the flesh in that way, you can go along and have a word with Phil Fennilow. He looked as if he was beginning to feel better by the time I left him. Heâll probably be able to identify Cordle and the Herbert boy, if he feels up to it, and he just may know the models.â
I stood looking around the studio.
âThose bloody cameras,â I said bitterly. âProbably-clicking up to the second he died, and theyâre not going to tell us a blind thing. Even if they were sound-recording they probably wouldnât either. Stillâget the boys on to developing the film as a matter of priority, will you?â
âRight,â said Joplin.
âIâm off to the Wild West.â
The Wild West was actually off duty at that particular moment, but it announced its first show for the lunch-time trade at one-fifteen, which was hopeful. One wentâas one so often does in these placesâdown five or six dreary steps, and then came to an improvised box office. The black and white publicity stills on either side of the doorsshowed girls in various states of undress, but the prevailing motifs were Texan hats, riding boots, holsters, guns and whips. A typical pose depicted a dark-haired model in a G-string, sitting on a stool, Stetson-hatted, with a holster slung around her navel, flourishing a whip above her head. The inspiration seemed more Blue Angel than John Ford, but there was something rather half-hearted about the stripper, as if she didnât mean you any harm. No one ever doubted that Marlene Dietrich meant you harm.
I descended the steps to that Soho Hades. The box office was shut, and a locked door stopped me from going further. I banged on it, and after a few moments heard footsteps.
âIâm not open yet,â said a voice through the door, which had opened a fraction. âItâs half an hour to the show, and my heavyâs not arrived yet. Come back in twenty minutes.â
âPolice,â I said, pushing my card through the crack.
âMy, you boys in blue do like the boots and whip routine, donât you?â He was being facetious. The door had opened further, and I saw he was a small cock sparrow of a man, formed for being facetious. âJust my joke, Superintendent, though we do have the pleasure of entertaining some of your boys in their private capacity from time to time. Colin Burney. My friends call me Col. What can me and my girls do for you? Is it the business next door?â
âAh, you know about it, do you?â
âGive me credit, mate. Wiv about fifteen police cars having come and gone in the course of the morning, it doesnât take much up âere to get the idea that somethingâs happened.â
âAnd do you know whatâs happened?â
âOne of my girls did talk to one of your Detective PCs she happens to be friendly with. All heâd say was âmultiple murder.â Sounds like something the press could work up an interest in. A good story like that canât be bad for trade. Still, Iâm surprised it should have happened at Health and Vitality. Not at all good for the old image. Was it by any chance a shooting?â
âYes, it was. How did you know?â
âWell, most of my girls are here . . . Oh, hereâs another. Hurry up, Angieâyouâre late, girl. Donât expect me to lace up your boots . . . Well, as I say, theyâre down there, dressing like,