was agony, waiting for them to figure out their next moves, but they were the only adventure players Tim knew, and you couldnât exactly go up to people in the street and say, âI know this fascinating way of spending two or three hours.â
âI bloody well drop this bloody rock on top of you,â Gareth chanted, âanâ then, while your stupid headâs pinned down and squashed, I chop you with that axe I got.â
âCanât do that.â Sean was referee. âYou lost all your weapon points.â
âWho says? I still gotta axe and a long butcherâs knife.â
âThe rules say.â
âSod the rules. I dismembered him.â Gareth was into hack and slash. It was the only way he knew to play the game.
âPerfidious swine!â Tim was enjoying himself too much to be wiped out. âMy spirit is unquelled!â
He saw himself, standing, head thrown back and legs apart, hurling a challenge at the sheer cliff, and all the voices of the great heroic ages rushing past him on the howling wind.
âMy magnetic field deflects your paltry rock, and I will live to see thee damned!â
âKnock it off, for Christâs sake.â Gareth and Sean rolled their eyes. Neil was trying to puzzle out what he was supposed to be doing.
Garethâs older brother, in full black leather, opened the door, said, âJesus!â and slammed out again.
Tim felt great, but the boys were fed up with him. They argued grumpily about whether Tim was dead or not, and when he proved by points that he still survived, Gareth said, âIâve had enough of it anyway. Stupid kidâs game,â and leaned his powerful torso over the table and messed up the papers, and the little dwarfs and gnomes that Neil had scattered about.
âWhy canât we ââ Tim asked, as himself. As Tohubo, he would have been able to declare, âWeâll finish!â
âSince you ask,â Gareth said obligingly, âbecause you spoiled it.â
He jerked his chin at Tim and stuck out his lower lip. âYouâre weird, you know. When Iâm twenty-three, I wonât be doing this kind of stuff.â
âNo â youâll be out hacking real people,â Tim said brilliantly, and left.
Outside the front door, Garethâs brother was doing something to the engine of his van. He straightened up and stared Tim out of the gate. Tim turned right and walked casually for a few yards, squaring his shoulders under Tohuboâs invincible armour, then sneaked a look back to see Garethâs brother bent over the van again, and ran off down the hill.
It was too early to go to Rawley, where his parents lived. If he got there while it was still light, his father would expect him to go out to the workshop shed and hold the end of something, or sand a bit of boring wood. Tim went into the town and weaved his way through the shopping precinct, where women with double pushchairs charged him like charioteers, to the cathedral. It was a fairly famous Norman pile which attracted quite a few visitors, but not in the cold weather. It was almost as cold inside as out, because there were not enough winter visitors to justify heating it properly.
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did not list cathedrals as places to meet girls. Tim made his traditional tour, with his hands in his pockets because he had left his gloves at home. Up the left side, behind the altar where the wedge-shaped chapels were fitted into the apse like pieces of cold pie, down the other aisle, to look into the ornate cage where Sir Leonard and his stone lady lay, side by side, both raised on one elbow as if they were expecting breakfast in bed. Then a side trip to the north-door transept, since it was not fair to come in here without at least acknowledging the eternal presence of the suffering Christ, waiting for the world to straighten itself out, so that He could come down from the cross and go about His