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protect it from the moths.
5  Jeans may not be the most traditionally Vampiric of things to wear, but they do them in black. If you find that perfect style that's shows off your posterior (in a nice sexy way) and feels like a second skin buy 50 pairs - no matter the changes in fashion, a good comfy pair of jeans is something to kill for (and in our world that can be arranged if someone else has got to them first!).
6  Shoes are a problem... how can a girl wear decent shoes when her toes have claws that can punch a hole in concrete let alone leather? Why is it that the only thing left to wear are the type of open toed footwear used in the Naruto books and films!? Practical, yes. Cool looking? No.
7  Warm clothing is important. Forget the movies and the excess showing of skin, if it's cold then wear something warm. No-one has ever said you can't wear a black woolly hat, gloves, and a scarf on winter nights when out hunting.
8  Black always looks good, and hopefully you don't have an Aunt that likes to add little pink bats to all your clothes to make you look like the Addams Family meets the Tooth Fairy.....
    FASHION: A Female Vampire has to take her clothes off sometime
    And sometime the question is how! All girls know that when buying a bra it should come with free yoga classes!
    My Aunt giving me (yet) another bat jumper
    Heck first it is the struggle to do them up and then struggle to then get them comfy ……….. all controls being placed at the back …out of sight and sometimes out of reach!
    If it was just that then I wouldn't moan so much …………. But what about zips !!!!
    You name the hardest parts of your body to reach and some smart arse designed will place a zip there! Look I am a vampire not a monkey! 18 inches of zip running down your back takes two hands, a flexible spine and a great deal of imagination to find let alone undo.
    Males only ever have one zip to deal with…………. Placed near where there hands go to scratch and …. So easy to remember, if they still can't find them they can look in a mirror! ……………… all other zips fitted in Males clothes are just for decoration as no Male will ever use them.
    Zips on female trousers can be anywhere, side or even at the back! Ok so you get nice a smooth look at the front but it forces you to sit on a lump of metal at the back.

    Just don't get me started on sizes or changing rooms I can come out of a changing room take a look in a mirror and still hear my humans Aunt's comments from childhood………
    It looks lovely dear, it's the only size they have and I expect you will grow into it
    â€¦â€¦â€¦ school kids can be very cruel on a girl trying hard to grow into her clothes.
    I have just tried on my skin tight one piece fighting suit and true it looks very sexy but would like to say to the designer that I am dying to go to the bathroom and I still have not worked out how to get out of it without using a can opener… I am now going to cross my legs and read the instructions to see if it is water proof ! …..er…. If you know what I mean.
FIGHT or FLIGHT
    People always say that nature gives animals the 'fight or flight' response to respond to danger or run away and survive. As a species Vampires have problems will the idea of running away from anything, so it should be 'fight or die' or even 'fight and die' for us.
    Any animal that does not have the 'fight or flight' gene has a special name: LUNCH.
FIGHTER
    A type of clothing designed to make your body look good when training or sport fighting. The Helsings (see HELSING) with these clothes are like a metal bodice, and the clothing is usually fitted very tight like a body stocking, not only proving you are a girl, but so thin that you can read your family brand on the hips.
    There is a rumour that a girl once forgot her Fighter suit and used a can of spay paint instead and no one knew the