him?â
âWait a second.â Parveen waved a hand impatiently, his attention fixed on the little mechanical creature.
A whirring sound filled the cabin. Before the spectators could move, the antenna suddenly darted up Hamish Xâs nose, snaking up his left nostril then farther and farther.
âStop it! Stop it!â Mrs. Francis gasped in horror.
Mimi reached over to grab the knife but snatched her hand back. âThe little critter bit me!â She held up her thumb to show a drop of blood beading on the tip. She stuffed it into her mouth as she looked around for something to smash the knife creature with.
âWait!â Parveen urged. âWatch!â
The little cross on the knife began to glow with a pale red, softly pulsing luminescence. The antenna was now firmly inserted in Hamish Xâs nostril. That was strange enough, but things got even stranger when Hamish X suddenly began to speak, and what he said was very strange indeed.
âNorth fifty-six. East eight. North fifty-six. East eight. North fifty-six. East eight â¦â
âHeâs talking?â gasped Mrs. Francis.
âYeah, but whatâs he sayinâ?â Mimi demanded.
âNorth fifty-six. East eight. North fifty-six. East eight. North fifty-six. East eight â¦â
Hamish Xâs golden eyes opened. He stared at the ceiling and repeated the weird numbers again. âNorth fifty-six. East eight. North fifty-six. East eight. North fifty-six. East eight â¦â
Hamish Xâs mouth moved and the words coming out sounded like him, but there was something about the cadence of his speech that was alien and machinelike.
A beam of blue light shot out of the knife, stabbing directly upwards in an inverted cone shape. Where the light hit the ceiling, a map appeared. The projection showed a map of Europe outlined in blue with a flashing blue speck in the centre of some very steep-looking mountains.
âItâs showing us where we must go,â Parveen said in awe.
The antenna withdrew from Hamish Xâs nose and back into the device. With a loud click, the knifeâs appendages all suddenly popped back into the knife and it fell, inert, on Hamish Xâs chest.
âWhat the heck!â Mimi shouted.
They all stood looking at the knife, waiting for it to do something else, but nothing happened. Hamish Xâs eyes were closed. He had returned to his sleeping state, unscathed by and apparently oblivious to the intrusion of the antenna. When Parveen was certain the knife wasnât going to do anything more, he picked it up and held it in his palm.
Parveen broke the silence. âAt least we have a goal now.â
Mimi locked eyes with her friend. âWhaddya mean?â
âThose numbers were map coordinates.â He reached into his pocket and withdrew a dog-eared map. He opened it and flipped from section to section until he reached the one he wanted. He stabbed a finger down in the centre of the European continent. âThere. Weâre going to Switzerland.â He looked up and his usually calm eyes were glowing with excitement. âWeâre going to find the King of Switzerland.â
âExcuse me,â Mr. Kipling raised a finger in gentle protest. âI donât mean to be difficult but, as I said before, I am fairly certain the Swiss have no king. Switzerland is a republic. At least it was the last time I checked.â
âThatâs what I thought, although I ainât had much opportunity to study gee-o-graphy!â Mimi said.
Parveen looked at the knife for a long moment. Then he spoke.
âEver since Hamish X told me that the King of Switzerland gave him this knife, Iâve been doing some research. When we came back from Snow Monkey Island, I was able to rig an internet connection through the satellite television dish. This certainly facilitated my inquiries. The internet is quite a marvellous resource. I find it very useful to be