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the ones I love.
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    Howdy, Well, I am in the army...not by a happy choice, but
neccssity to get trained for a new job and not have to pay for it....

I work out a lot, but am not buff or anything like
that . I love oldschool role playing games . I love to read about religion and philosophy,
actually went to Bible College and God is the rock in my life. Need a good
woman something bad.Like the pic, but I can't really see your face in it, do
you have a more normal one that i can see?. How weird are you? Really freaky or
someone I can take home to mom
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    You need to be tamed. I have a couple young boys that are with me about 50% of
the time. I prefer traditional roles in a relationship - I can lead if someone
wants to follow (most women these days do not) - just being honest - one of my
faults or positives depending on your view. I have opinions that you do not
agree with - but you must be willing to at least let me express my opinion -
its a mutual respect thing. I am one with Christ and you must convert to the
one true way if we start to date. You must be willing to lose wait. Your sloth
is a sin. Once you give yourself to Christ and submit to your man you will
learn discipline and not want to eat into a grave anymore.
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    Just read you ad. what i am looking for is to meet someone that i can give a
nice massage to, then give some nice oral sex after your satisfied i will
leave. please let me know...want to do this tonight. please dont stop and pray
in the middle because that makes me sad ...thanks
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    i love 3 things....jesus blowjobs my son...need a godfearing woman to swallow a
load.....how wides your mouth and how often do you pray?
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    i'm kindof shy honest christian man got a sense of humor like to watch movies
play games like guitar hero on wii xbox 360 what do you like to do for fun i would send you a
pic but its like too big to send though your ad so if you give me email i can
show you it i would like to see a pic of you btw

want a relationshiup, not something casual, but
must be serious ahnd marriage minded, very sensual. No sinners.
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    I'm looking for a woman that has let the light of Christ into her life who will
open to me and be full of love not willfull and disobedient. I know your place
and will put you on a pedastal but you must know how to obey and how to
pleasure me. Sex is a gift from the Almighty. You must share your gift only
with me or I will not spare the rodand spoil you. I know how to spoil you right
if you are loyal to me and to Christ our savior.
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    I need a woman bathed in the blood of Christ our savior! No kinky shit. Nothing
on your period.Want to meet tues or thurs after 8.

Green Card Bait
    Not
all Nigerian scammers want to anonymously milk you of your life savings. Some
of them want to do it up close and in person.

Listen, ladies. I have a secret. If you're really looking for your own How
Stella Got Her Groove Back situation, there are men 10-20 years your junior
without an ounce of fat on their bodies who are looking to get married right
now. You can take your pick.

Okay, sure, they're only in it for a Green Card and will almost certainly rob
you blind once you get them into the US and provide them with the sweet, sexy
documentation they crave, but hey, for a short time you'll have your own exotic
younger man desperate to please. It worked for Stella. Wait, it turned out the
man she married was actually gay and tried to steal her entire life's savings.
Well if you're a risk taker, have your own income, and can hear your ovaries
sighing in resignation as they crank out your last fertile eggs, I assure you
there are men willing to marry you this coming Tuesday.

You don't mind if his sister comes to visit? Her English is a little rusty, so
don't be upset when she confuses the words for sister and wife, then cries as
she shows you her baby. And it's totally okay if his mother lives with you,
right? She'll be a built in babysitter. Honest, darling. As a married couple,
you