half the hut. Something only a second-best friend would do. Patricia can be quite funny when sheâs not being so serious.
We sneak like serpents back across the bare, dry paddock to the mess hall and slip in the double doors. Iâm horrified to see Bevan sitting next to Clare at our table. Theyâre huddled close, leaning in, animated in their gestures. I glare at Deborah, whoâs looking bored. She shrugs.
As weâre walking to our table, Bevan gets up, pats Clare on the shoulder and walks back to the instructorsâ table on the other side of the mess hall.
Clare is grinning stupidly when I sit next to her.
âWhat the hell did he want?â I ask.
âYou, actually,â says Clare.
âDonât talk rubbish.â
âIâm not. He wants to set up a hockey game this afternoon. Miss Howell told him you were the best hockey player at school. He wants you to pick a team of girls, and heâs going to pick a team of instructors and teachers.â
Iâm suspicious. I look to Johanna for confirmation. She doesnât make up stories.
âItâs true,â she says. âYou have to put me on the team. I wouldnât mind tackling Bevan. Heâs so cute. And a minister!â
â And a minister! â mocks Clare, wiggling her head from side to side.
Iâm quietly pleased by the prospect of a hockey match, but not thrilled that Clare and Bevan are getting cosy. Why does that bother me? Iâm not jealous. I donât want either of them. I just have this feeling, like I used to have all the time when Mumand Dad were at each otherâs throats, that something dangerous is around the corner. Globus hystericus . Mum and Nanna get it too. Itâs like a tennis ball in your throat and butterflies in the stomach with the volume turned way up, sometimes until you can hardly breathe. Itâs a psychological thing, I think. Itâs why Nanna started taking Valium. These days I only get it every now and then.
My posse and another group are on clean-up duty for lunch. We have to stack all the plates in a stand over a concrete drain outside and spray them with hand-held hoses. Of course, with my posse in charge, everyone ends up getting soaked before a drop of water falls on the plates. Mrs Ricci, who I sent twelve volts through in a science class in Year Seven, waddles over and yells at us. We look solemn until sheâs out of earshot and then weâre at it again. I have enough self-control to refrain from squirting her retreating back.
I often wonder what makes me such a naughtygirl. Mum reckons itâs the âstupid, fancy private schoolâ and Dadâs well-publicised peccadilloes. Dad reckons itâs the crazy, oppressive, man-hating environment at home. I think Iâm just an honest girl in a dishonest world. Better to be honest and the butt of the odd joke, if you ask me. Itâs much more fun than taking yourself so seriously that you have to cover up all the stupid mistakes youâve made because they donât gel with the image youâre trying to project to the world. I feel sorry for people like that, and thatâs most adults. Itâs pathetic.
Two girls in the clean-up group are known as âToni-and-Joeyâ, as if theyâre a single entity. Like Clare and me, theyâve been best friends since primary school and all through high school. Unlike Clare and me, neither of them has any other close friends at school. They do everything together. Theyâre in all the same classes and play the same sports. One canât move without the other. Thatâs also quite pathetic.
I let them hang out with my posse sometimes, for their own good, but also because I used to have a little crush on Toni. Sheâs really beautiful. She has this gorgeous olive complexion. The skin on her face and body is so smooth you canât stop looking at it. She looks Spanish, actually, even though her parents are both bog