recess
You made me lie to you again, but how stupid can you be? Camille didnât tell you that I ate food out of the trash because she was concerned. She told you because she thinks Iâm disgusting.
And yeah, the truth is that I did fish food out of the trash. Iâd eaten all my own lunch because I was, big surprise here,
hungry.
But I wanted to stash away some food so I donât have to break into my ten dollars and seventeen cents tonight, and the chicken nuggets that Camille and her stupid friends threw away were perfectly good. Iâm sorry they saw me, but come on, whatâs the big deal? You donât get all worried when someone pulls a sweatshirt from the lost-and-found, right? Food in the trash is like the
tossed
-and-found.
Besides, as my mom used to say, it was above the rim.
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Monday, 3:17 p.m.
So this is it. Iâm on the school bus like Iâm supposed to be, but we just passed my stop. Good riddance, Benders! Sayonara, snake-breath! Adios, bozos! Iâll miss you like a nightmare.
Oh. I just remembered.
Blackie.
Oh, crud.
I wish I could take him with meâ¦.
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Still Monday, 10:30 p.m.
Iâm sitting in a booth in a fast food joint, chowing down on some of Camilleâs chicken nuggets, rounded out with salad bar freebies. Theyâre not supposed to be freebies, but no oneâs going to hassle me for snagging a little supplemental nutrition, right? People do it all the time.
I love the croutons,
mm-mmm.
And donât worry, Iâm balancing things out with some pineapple chunks and even some of that mixed bean stuff that all salad bars have but nobody likes. You know what Iâm talking aboutâred beans, tan beans, onions, vinegar. My mom always made me eat it, so thatâs why Iâm doing it now.
So where am I?
Youâre not going to believe this, but I made it over the state line. In one day! I have totally escaped!
This is what I did: I took the school bus to the farthest stop, found a city bus stop, figured out the map, told a lady who was waiting at the stop that Iâd lost my money and didnât know what to do. She bought me a ticket, and I just stayed on that bus until it turned north, then I got off.
So, okay, Iâll interrupt myself to tell you that I do have a destination.
West.
I donât care
where
west, just somewhere warm. So southwest, I guess. Itâs hard being homeless in the snow, okay? Iâm not doing that again.
Oh, and one more thingâIâve decided Iâm
not
homeless. Iâm a gypsy. Iâm a gypsy and my home is the great outdoors.
Hmm. I wonder if I could get to Hawaii somehow. It would be fun to be a sea gypsy! Iâd live down by the ocean and eat coconuts and pineapples and mangoes. And Iâd go swimming with the dolphins. Or Iâd go swimming with other sea gypsies. Thatâd be so much fun! A bunch of gypsy kids riding waves, laughing, and playing in the surf. And afterward weâd build a big bonfire and roast fish that we caught in a big net that we made out of seaweed, and weâd tell stories all night and just sleep there by the fire and look up at the stars.
Yeah, itâd be great to be a gypsy in Hawaii.
I wonder what kind of dogs they have thereâ¦.
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Thinking about Hawaii has made me hungry for more pineapple. Iâll be right backâ¦.
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The manager gave me the evil eye, but what do I care? I smiled and took the pineapple anyway. Heâs not even close to kicking me out. Thereâs a group of goth kids in the back booth that heâs a lot more annoyed with.
Anyway, after I got off the city bus, I went across the street and used the bathroom at a gas station, then went inside the stationâs mini-mart thinking Iâd try and lift a map. If I donât know where Iâm going, I might wind up