their governess howling made the children helpless with laughter. All three were soon reaching for their pocket handkerchiefs, as tears of merriment streamed down their cheeks.
Penelope held back a smile. âLady Constance does not howl, at least that I know of. However, I believe she may just have had . . . well, let us call it a rude awakening. . . .â
But the dream of a happily howling household had caused Beowulf to have an epiphany of his own. âLet us paint family portraitsâof everyone!â he suggested, and the sheer perfection of this idea was enough to send the children racing back to their easels. The Nutsawoo portraits were laid carefully to the side, to be finished at a future date. Fresh canvases were found. Beowulf chewed thoughtfully on the end of his paintbrush, always a sign that his muse was speaking to him.
âSo many family portraits to paint,â he murmured. âNutsawoo and Lady Constance . . .â
âLord Fredrick and Mrs. Clarke,â Alexander agreed.
âMargaret . . . Jasper . . . Old Timothy . . . Simawoo . . .â This last was their nickname for Simon Harley-Dickinson, an especially well-liked friend oftheirs and, more to the point, of Penelopeâs.
âMama Woof and the other woofs.â These were the wolves that had tended the children during their early years in the forest. They were very large, very fierce, and frankly, very unusual wolves.
âBertha the ostrich!â Bertha had been left at Ashton Place by a visitor. Although not as clever as Nutsawoo, the tall, flightless, yet astonishingly speedy bird was a favorite of the childrenâs, who liked to go on wild ostrich rides when Bertha was in the mood to race.
âSurely not all of these peopleâand wolves, and rodents, and birds, and what have youâbelong in a gallery of family portraits,â Penelope protested. âWe shall soon run out of walls to hang them!â But then she stopped herself. âYet it is better to have too many relatives than too few,â she murmured, too low and too sad for anyone but herself to hear.
The list grew and grew: Miss Charlotte Mortimer, the headmistress of the Swanburne Academy. Madame Ionesco, a soothsayer who, in addition to being able to see Beyond the Veil, also baked tasty Gypsy cakes, which the children liked very much. They even thought of Lord Fredrickâs mother, the Widow Ashton, who had been kind to them the one time she had visited Ashton Place.
Now that the childrenâs good cheer had been restored, obstacles melted like snow in springtime, and everything seemed possible. But as you may have noticed, their unshakable conviction that nearly everyone they had ever met deserved a spot on the Incorrigible family tree had cast a shadow of gloom over their governess, who even now was reaching for her own pocket handkerchief. It was not weltschmerz , exactly, for she was sad for a particular reason, which was this: For as long as she could remember, her own family tree had been as bare as the elm that even now stood cold and leafless outside the nursery window.
She had parents, of course. If not (as Mrs. Clarke had earlier observed), Penelope could never have been born to grow up to miss them so. Now, at the ripe old age of sixteen, she asked herself daily: What had become of the Long-Lost Lumleys after they dropped her off at the Swanburne Academy, so many years ago? And why had they stayed absent and silent for so long? And what about the Incorrigible childrenâs missing parents, and the strange curse upon the Ashtons, the roots of which were somehow buried in that familyâs genealogy? (This she had learned from Edward Ashton himself, and a most unpleasant man he wasâbut more about him later.)
âOne could plant a whole forest of mystery out of all these family trees, for there are question marks hanging on every branch,â she thought. âIf only finding oneâs true family was as