everything.
âWhat was that?â Mum called, and she came hurrying into the kitchen. She didnât look where she was going and stepped right into a purple puddle.
âWhat on earth . . .? Oh Connie!â
âI was just trying to help, Mum,â said Connie.
âOh yes, this is a big help,â said Mum, crossly, getting the floor mop. âWhy were you playing around with the babiesâ bottles? I shall have to scrub them out and sterilize them all over again.â
âI thought theyâd like a drink of blackcurrant juice, thatâs all,â said Connie.
âOh, donât be so silly, Connie, theyâre far too little for that sort of drink. Why couldnât you just do as you were told?â
âYou told me you wanted me to help you,â said Connie.
âWell, now Iâm telling you to leave well alone,â said Mum, wringing out the sticky purple cloth and dabbing at the stains on her slippers.
âAll right,â said Connie, and she flounced off upstairs.
It wasnât fair. She hadnât dropped the wretched bottle on purpose. She couldnât seem to do anything right. Mum didnât even seem to want to talk to her any more.
Connie flopped on to her bed, moodily picking at the patches on her quilt. She remembered she wasnât talking to Karen either. Karen and Angela had gone off together after school. She couldnât understand what Karen saw in that awful Angela.
âShe looks really daft when she dances,â Connie mumbled to herself.
She got up off the bed to do an imitation of Angela dancing, sticking out her feet and waggling her bottom rather a lot. She caught sight of herself in her mirror and giggled. She attempted several Angela-style leaps in the air, and landed with a thump.
There was a distant wail. And another.
â
Connie
!â Mum sounded very cross indeed. âWhatever are you doing now? How dare you jump about like that! Youâve woken the twins
again
. Are you being deliberately naughty?â
âNo!â said Connie, flinging herself back on her bed.
She was in trouble again and it really wasnât fair. She wasnât being naughty. Mum didnât understand.
Connie buried her head in her pillow. She fiddled with her hair for comfort. Her fingers found her new little plait. She twiddled the two blue beads and they clinked together and even in the dark depths of her pillow Connie saw a strange blue spark . . .
7. Fun Mums
There was a knock on Connieâs bedroom door. Two knocks. âAre you in there, Connie dear?â
âMay we come in, poppet?â Connie sat up straight. She swallowed.
âWho is it?â she called, tentatively.
âItâs Mum, darling.â
âSurely you know your own mum?â
Two twin mums stepped into Connieâs bedroom and smiled at her. They looked a lot like her own old mum, but these twins were much more glittery and glossy. They were both wearing Mumâs sparkly sequined evening dress and they were wearing Mumâs rings and bracelets and necklaces all at once, so that they jingled as they walked. Theyâd sprayed on so much flowery scent that Connie sneezed.
âDo you like our perfume, darling?â â
Would you like a little squirt, mmm?â
They produced twin bottles and sprayed Connieâs neck and wrists, while she wriggled and giggled.
âConnie?â It was Connieâs own ordinary mum calling up the stairs. âConnie, what are you up to now? Whatâs that smell? Youâre not playing around with my birthday present perfume, are you?â
âNo, Mum,â Connie called truthfully.
Mum wasnât convinced. She came plodding purposefully up the stairs.
âConnie, Iâm getting very cross with you. Youâre telling me fibs, arenât you? The whole house
reeks
of perfume.â
She barged into Connieâs bedroom and then stood stock-still in her stained slippers, staring at