they were walking. If they didnât step on a dogâs tail, they stepped in its poop. Really, humans could be so stupid sometimes. You wouldnât catch a dog doing something so dumb. But, then again, the species Canis familiaris was superior in so many ways to mere Homo sapiens . The poor things sported only patchy hair, requiring them to augment with clothing. Their teeth were incapable of ripping through thick meat, requiring them to use forks and knives. Their vision and hearing were vastly subpar, too. Brigit pitied the lowly creatures.
Her partner Megan reached down and gave her a scratch on that sweet spot on the back of her neck. âGood girl.â
Brigit risked a quick tail thump of appreciation and took the liver treat Megan held clenched between her index finger and thumb. My kingdom for an opposable thumb. It was the only thing about humans the dog envied.
Chapter Six
Like Candy from a Baby
The Switchman
Hot damn , this feels good!
All his life heâd done the right things. Heâd told the truth. Worked hard. Ate his vegetablesâeven those disgusting, squishy, boiled Brussel sprouts his mother had foisted on him.
And where had being a good person gotten him?
Nowhere.
But heâd changed all that today. In just a matter of minutes heâd gone from nowhere to on his way . Hell, heâd never even held a gun before today. What a rush! Heâd felt powerful. In control. But most of all, he felt vindicated .
Smokestack might have cajoled him into the bank heist, but heâd been right. Only a wimp would accept being tossed out on his ass without fighting back.
Nice guys finish last.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
The Switchman sat back in his seat on the front row of the bus and slapped his knee. âWho knew robbing a bank and hijacking a bus would be so easy?â
Smokestack, who sat directly across the aisle, sniggered. âTold ya.â
Smokestack had also claimed that ninety percent of crimes went unsolved. The Switchman figured his partner had pulled that number either out of the air or out of his ass. He hadnât called the guy on it, though. It didnât matter what the odds were of getting caught. Once heâd decided to go through with this plan of retribution, there was no way heâd turn back. Heâd laid out a whole new course for himself and he couldnât wait to see where it would take him.
Chapter Seven
The Buck Might Stop Here but the Bus Doesnât
Megan
The bus driver squinted, as if doing so would somehow help him better see the mental vision of the bus-jackers in his mind. âAll three wore sunglasses and hats with ear flaps. The taller white guy wore a plaid flannel one with button-down flaps. The black man wore a tan one with fleece on the edges. The shorter white guy wore a knit one with those yarn braids hanging down the sides. His hat was green with big eyes on top.â
âUna rana,â clarified a Latina woman who stood at the front of the crowd that had gathered around me.
âA frog?â Iâd learned some basic Spanish, and obtained my Spanish surname, from my father. From my red-haired Irish American mother, Iâd inherited a tendency to freckle and that quick temper I mentioned.
âSÃ,â the woman replied.
I jotted some notes on my pad and looked up again. âWhat about the rest of their clothes?â
The people exchanged uncertain glances.
âLoose windbreakers, I think,â said the bus driver.
âNo,â insisted a blonde woman with a chubby-cheeked toddler on her hip. âThey were wearing oversize sweatshirts.â
âNo no no.â A gray-haired man raised a palm. âIâm sure they were in sports jerseys.â
âWhich teams?â
The man whoâd been so sure only a second ago now seemed uncertain, offering only a shrug in response.
I sighed inwardly. âCan we at least agree on a color?â
No consensus there, either. The responses