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Author: Shaun Ryder
sticking a load of personal photos and info up there on the internet for everyone to look at, telling people what you had for tea. You don’t know what Facebook or whoever is doing with that information anyway, as all this recent business with the US government shows. We live in enough of a surveillance society as it is; they’ve got enough info on us all without us giving them a load for free. There are Shaun Ryder pages that are looked after by my management, letting people know about forthcoming gigs and stuff. But there’s no Shaun Ryder personal accounts where I upload pics of my steak pudding that I’m having for my tea, or me on a day out with the kids, and there never will be. It’s just not for me.
One of the most interesting things I saw recently was the ex-Minister of Defence in Canada who came out and made a speech about the fact that extraterrestrials have been visiting our planet for years. The geezer is called Paul Hellyer, and he’s not shy when it comes to talking about UFOs – he’s been giving it out for years.
The speech was at a conference called the ‘Citizen Hearing on Disclosure’, which was basically calling for the US government to come clean about UFOs. Or, as they put it, campaigning for ‘what the US Congresshad failed to do for forty-five years, to seek out the facts surrounding the most important issue of this or any other time – evidence pointing toward an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race’.
According to old Hellyer, ‘aliens are living among us and . . . it is likely at least two of them are working with the US government’. More specifically, Hellyer announced that at least four species of extraterrestrials have been visiting Earth for thousands of years.
He has also called for ‘a public disclosure of alien technology obtained during alleged UFO crashes – such as the mysterious 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico’. He said, ‘not only do we have ET here, we have the capability to take him home’.
Now, I don’t necessarily just accept everything that he says because there’s some pretty wild stuff there – to say that two different species of aliens are working with the US government – but I absolutely believe that we have the technology and I believe him when he says species have been here.
I do believe contact was first made with aliens in the fifties and sixties and it was covered up. I heard one theory which said that aliens only made contact with Earth after we discovered nuclear power because they could see the harm we could do with it. I could buy into that. I’m not saying I thought aliens were flying around with those stickers in the back windows of their spaceships saying ‘Nuclear Power? No Thanks’, but I could see that if they knew more than us about it, and knew it was reallydestructive, they might want to warn us off, especially if our messing around could end up affecting them as well.
There’s an American dude called Robert Hastings who has been researching UFOs for years. He reckons aliens ‘tried to warn the US and Russia that they were playing with fire during the Cold War’. He’s gathered witness statements from more than 120 military personnel over the years, claiming to show infiltration of nuclear sites by UFOs. One of those witnesses was Captain Robert Salas, a former US Air Force Ballistic Missile Launch officer, who said he was on duty during a missile disruption incident at Malmstrom Air Force base in Montana in 1967. He said he saw a ‘large glowing, pulsating red oval shaped object’ hovering over the front gate. He then noticed that the missiles he was overseeing had shut down. ‘The indicators for all or nearly all ten missiles showed as red-coloured “fault” lights, which meant that the missiles were disabled and could not be launched.’ He was told by his superiors not to discuss the matter.
Does that really seem so bonkers? We know ourselves that we’re playing with fire a bit with nuclear
One of the most interesting things I saw recently was the ex-Minister of Defence in Canada who came out and made a speech about the fact that extraterrestrials have been visiting our planet for years. The geezer is called Paul Hellyer, and he’s not shy when it comes to talking about UFOs – he’s been giving it out for years.
The speech was at a conference called the ‘Citizen Hearing on Disclosure’, which was basically calling for the US government to come clean about UFOs. Or, as they put it, campaigning for ‘what the US Congresshad failed to do for forty-five years, to seek out the facts surrounding the most important issue of this or any other time – evidence pointing toward an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race’.
According to old Hellyer, ‘aliens are living among us and . . . it is likely at least two of them are working with the US government’. More specifically, Hellyer announced that at least four species of extraterrestrials have been visiting Earth for thousands of years.
He has also called for ‘a public disclosure of alien technology obtained during alleged UFO crashes – such as the mysterious 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico’. He said, ‘not only do we have ET here, we have the capability to take him home’.
Now, I don’t necessarily just accept everything that he says because there’s some pretty wild stuff there – to say that two different species of aliens are working with the US government – but I absolutely believe that we have the technology and I believe him when he says species have been here.
I do believe contact was first made with aliens in the fifties and sixties and it was covered up. I heard one theory which said that aliens only made contact with Earth after we discovered nuclear power because they could see the harm we could do with it. I could buy into that. I’m not saying I thought aliens were flying around with those stickers in the back windows of their spaceships saying ‘Nuclear Power? No Thanks’, but I could see that if they knew more than us about it, and knew it was reallydestructive, they might want to warn us off, especially if our messing around could end up affecting them as well.
There’s an American dude called Robert Hastings who has been researching UFOs for years. He reckons aliens ‘tried to warn the US and Russia that they were playing with fire during the Cold War’. He’s gathered witness statements from more than 120 military personnel over the years, claiming to show infiltration of nuclear sites by UFOs. One of those witnesses was Captain Robert Salas, a former US Air Force Ballistic Missile Launch officer, who said he was on duty during a missile disruption incident at Malmstrom Air Force base in Montana in 1967. He said he saw a ‘large glowing, pulsating red oval shaped object’ hovering over the front gate. He then noticed that the missiles he was overseeing had shut down. ‘The indicators for all or nearly all ten missiles showed as red-coloured “fault” lights, which meant that the missiles were disabled and could not be launched.’ He was told by his superiors not to discuss the matter.
Does that really seem so bonkers? We know ourselves that we’re playing with fire a bit with nuclear
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