all.
ââTis very long,â said Angus doubtfully.
âOh, yes.â All the aged knights nodded. âVery long indeed.â
âStart it again, please, sirs,â said Erica. âWe will say it after you.â
Sir Roger started in:
âIn days of old, when knights were bold,
And damsels knew the scoreâ¦â
Two hours later, Wiglafâs head was so stuffed with the Grizzlegore poem that he could hardly think. But he and his friends had managed to learn all eight verses. They repeated them together.
âWe did it!â cried Erica.
âWe can save DSA!â cried Wiglaf.
âNow teach us the dance steps,â said Janice, chewing her gum eagerly.
âBut you wanted to learn the poem first,â said Sir Poodleduff.
âWe did learn it,â said Angus.
âNo, no, no.â Sir Roger shook his head. âThatâs just the beginning .â
âYou mean thereâs more ?â cried Janice, nearly swallowing her gum.
âOh, my goodness, yes,â said Sir Poodleduff.
âMuch more!â shouted the aged knights.
âThereâs an epic battle coming up,â added Sir Roger, pounding his cane with glee. âKnights perish in all sorts of horrible ways.â
Wiglaf felt his stomach flop. âHow many verses are there?â he asked.
âSix hundred and twenty-two,â said Sir Poodleduff. âOr is it twenty-three?â
âThatâs too long to learn by April Foolsâ Day,â said Erica. âEven for me!â
âOh, it takes years to learn the whole poem,â said Sir Roger.
âYears and years!â agreed all the aged knights.
âThen we cannot save DSA after all,â said Erica sadly.
âBut the aged knights can,â Wiglaf said. He turned to them. âKind sirs, will you come to DSA on April Foolsâ Day and recite the Grizzlegore poem?â
But Sir Roger shook his head. âI wish we could,â he said. âBut that wouldnât work. It must be students from the school who recite the poem.â
âGrizzlegore is very clear on that point,â added Sir Poodleduff. âThat way he makes sure his legend lives on.â
âOh, this is hopeless,â said Erica.
âIt does look that way, doesnât it?â called Sir Lancelot from the tapestry corner. Wiglaf turned and saw that he was weaving a tapestry of himself.
âWait,â said Wiglaf. âWe discovered Grizzlegoreâs secret weakness. And we found aged knights who know the whole rhyme. We cannot give up now.â
He stared at bald little Sir Roger. At skinny white-haired Sir Poodleduff. At the other old knights. Why, he could easily imagine what they had looked like when they were lads. And another idea popped into Wiglafâs head. âI wonder how good Grizzlegoreâs eyes are,â he said, half to himself.
âHe was blind as a bat fifty years ago,â Sir Roger answered.
âThen all we need are uniforms,â Wiglaf said, growing excited. âDSA uniforms.â
âWhat are you talking about, Wiggie?â said Erica.
âI get it!â cried Janice. âThe knights can put on uniforms and disguise themselves as DSA students! GoodyâI knew something wild and crazy would happen!â
âThen the knights can come to DSA and say the rhyme for Grizzlegore!â Angus added.
âThatâs brilliant, Wiggie.â Erica grinned. She turned to the knights. âWill you come, good sirs? And save our school?â
âWe aged knights would like nothing better than to help you,â said Sir Poodleduff. âBut alas! We are too old to travel.â
âWe canât walk more than ten steps without stopping to catch our breath,â said Sir Roger. âWeâd never make it.â
âPlus, doing the Grizzlegore dance wore us out when we were lads,â said Sir Poodleduff. âIf we tried it now, it would finish us