now.â
âBy the time I was in school,â Sir Lancelot went on, âthe dragon had retired. Nobody had to learn the Grizzlegore poem.â
âThe Grizzlegore poem!â cried Sir Poodleduff. âWhy didnât you say so?â
âOf course we know it!â cried Sir Roger. âFrom start to finish.â
âTell us how the rhyme is a secret weakness, sirs,â said Janice.
âWhen we were lads,â said Sir Poodleduff, âGrizzlegore was the most gold-grabbing, damsel-chasing, peasant-eating, knight-whacking, school-flaming dragon in all the land. And he could smell gold a mile away.â
Sir Lancelot turned to Erica. âLet me tell you about the time I slew the great Boar of Camelot.â
âPlease, sir,â said Erica. âWe need to find out about Grizzlegore.â
Sir Lancelot looked miffed.
âIf Grizzlegore flew to a school,â Sir Roger said, âthe headmaster had to give him every bit of gold or the school was toast. Unlessâ¦â
âUnless what?â said Erica.
âUnless pupils at the school knew the rhyme,â said Sir Poodleduff. âThe whole rhyme.â
âAnd the dance steps,â added Sir Roger, giggling.
âGrizzlegore is coming to our school on April Foolsâ Day,â Wiglaf told the old knights.
Erica added, âAnd our headmaster is too greedy to pay him.â
âSo Grizzlegore will burn down our school,â said Angus. âUnless we can stop him.â
âAnd if we know the rhyme, we can stop him,â said Erica. âCan you teach it to us? Please?â
âDo dragons have tails?â cried Sir Roger.
âDo knights have steeds?â cried Sir Poodleduff.
âOf course we can!â they cried together.
Chapter 4
Iâll start off,â said Sir Poodleduff.
âIâll learn it as you say it,â said Erica. âIâm very good at memorizing poems.â
Wiglaf crossed his fingers. He hoped that these aged knights knew the poem better than Sir Mort did.
Sir Poodleduff began:
âIn days of old, when knights were bold,
And damsels knew the score,
A dragon kept a hoard of gold;
His name was Grizzlegore.
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Grizzlegore lived in a cave
Outside the town of Gwail,
And he was known to flame and rave.
He had aâ¦â
Sir Poodleduff frowned. âWhat was it he had, Roger?â
â He had a spiky tail! â exclaimed Sir Roger, pounding his cane on the hard stone floor. âIâll take it from here.
Grizzlegore had yellow eyes,
His heart was cold and small,
His fangs were of tremendous size,
He lived to fight and brawl.â
Sir Lancelot yawned. Then he got up and went over to the tapestry corner.
Sir Roger recited on:
âTen hundred knights did feel the heat
Of Grizzlegore-y flame.
Ten hundred knights knocked off their feet,
And home they never came.â
The other aged knights in Ye Olde Home gathered around Sir Roger and Sir Poodleduff. Their dry old lips moved as they, too, recited the verses they had all learned as lads.
âThen spaketh up Sir Percy:
âThis dragon we must stop!
Letâs show this beast no mercy.
Letâs whack and stab and chop!ââ
Wiglafâs stomach lurched. He hoped this was not going to turn into a very bloody poem.
Sir Poodleduff took up the verse.
âSir Drake, he raised his lance up high:
âFor Grizzlegoreâa quest!
Letâs seek the cave wherein he dwells,
And stab him in the breast!â
Sir Mikey and Sir Galahood,
Sir Tristam and Sir West,
Sir Dinadan, Sir Gob the Good,
They all joined in the quest.
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Then spaketh up Sir Galahood,
âWeâll quest for Grizzlegore!
Weâll find him and weâll whack him good!
That Grizz shall gore no more.ââ
Sir Poodleduff stopped and smiled. âHow do you like it?â he asked.
ââTis a fine poem,â said Wiglaf, glad that it had not gotten bloody after