Thornton drones on about character, responsibility, and the âgravity of the situation.â
I apologize about six times. He gives me detention.
So I was all ready for the usual on Saturday morning, especially once Thornton showed his pearly whites. âIâm glad you could come in today, Mr. and Mrs. Baker.â
My mom sat with her legs crossed. She was in her scrubs, since she had a shift at the hospital later. She said, âYou mentioned on the phone that you had some urgent things to discuss about Lincâs trouble. Something about an arrangement?â Mom liked to get to the point.
Principal Thornton didnât. He had his script to follow, after all. âYou have to understand the gravity of the situation,â he said slowly.
âWe do,â Mom said. Dad just sat back in his chair.
âLincoln here caused a lot of trouble during yesterdayâs school expedition,â Principal Thornton went on, ignoring Mom. He made a little tent with his fingers. âThis isnât the first time Lincoln here has caused damages for the school. Damages that I, as principal, have to account for. Make right, if you will.â
I was pretty sure Dad was sleeping with his eyes open. Mom looked like she was about to clock Principal Thornton.
âFarmer Johnson is suing Lompoc Middle School. Lincoln here is no longer welcome. Heâs being expelled.â
â Expelled ? I thought he was just being suspended. Lincoln is ready to make amends,â Mom argued.
I wanted to tell them both that I was sitting right there and that they could talk to me, instead of about me. But it was best to keep my mouth shut, I knew from previous meetings with Principal Thornton. The phone rang, and the principal answered. âSend him in,â he said.
That was when Agent Fullerton showed up. Instead of his black suit from last night, he wore a navy sports coat, jeans, and a white polo shirt. He looked like the boss of something. âHello.â He shook Momâs and Dadâs hands, ignoring me completely. Flashing an expensive-looking golden watch, he introduced himself as Ned Fullerton, head of Fresh Start Incorporated, a company running camps for kids.
âFresh Start Incorporated?â Mom asked. She was not impressed by Agent Fullerton. âWhat does this have to do with Lincoln?â
Dad obviously bought the whole act. âWhat kind of camp is this?â he asked.
Agent Fullerton smiled. âItâs a camp for troubled kids. Kids who might need a little more discipline. Itâs boot camp designed to change Lincoln into an improved version of himself.â
A version called Benjamin Green, I thought.
âWe can give Lincoln all the discipline he needs at home,â Mom shot back. Iâd warned Agent Fullerton that she would be toughest to convince. Mom liked to have me home, eating apples and yogurt, and doing my math homework. âA boot camp! Like they do with soldiers?â
âNot exactly,â Agent Fullerton answered. He had this fake, reassuring voice. âLike our company name says: we give kids a fresh start. This camp is especially designed to teach Lincoln here how to make better choices, how to control impulses, like opening up chicken cages.â
I was pretty sure Mom was buying into it now, too, but she still shook her head. âNo. Lincâs staying home.â
âWhen he gets back, heâll be able to attend Lompoc Middle School again, no expulsion,â Agent Fullerton said with his eyes on the principal. Principal Thornton gave a curt nod. You could tell Thornton wasnât looking forward to having me back at any time, not even after some super-duper boot camp. âThis sort of preemptive correction of behavior also looks good when it comes time to go to court.â
âWhere is this camp, exactly?â Dad sat up.
âGeorge.â Mom grabbed his arm. âWeâre not sending our twelve-year-old son to boot camp. I